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you might be a rieger rocco owner if...



Ahem...  I would prefer if you said -salesman- instead of -dealers-...  ;-)

David Utley



Quoting Euroroc II <flaatr@yahoo.com>:

> Your forth point is kinda funny... I'm in the market (maybe) for a new car 
> so I went to the local VW dealer to look at and test drive an R32. I told 
> the sales person that this would be a daily driver to keep the miles off my 
> Scirocco to which he responded "Oh, who makes that?"
> 
> It's not just the Rieger... if it's not on an A4 chassis (mkIV) or a B5 
> then the dealers don't know anything abut them... Sad really.
> 
> -Raffi
> 
> 
> At 04:12 PM 4/26/2004, Allyn wrote:
> >- when you're first in line at the red light, beside various muscle cars, 
> >they find the urge to rev their engine and act like idiots, peeling away 
> >when the light turns green, as you just drive normally, further 
> >solidifying their idiocy.
> >
> >- you risk back trauma every time you mount your rear wheels.
> >
> >- you have to drill holes in the bottom of your body panels, as you have 
> >found them to be trapping rain water, acting like reverse pontoons.
> >
> >- you pull up to the vw dealership and their lead salesman walks up to you 
> >saying "wow!, what is this car!!!".
> >
> >- with a simple attachment, you can mow dauns lawn in 4 minutes flat.
> >
> >- after your tire order, tire rack calls you not once, but twice, 
> >verifying that you do in fact want to put 275's on a vw scirocco.
> >
> >- even weighing 123 lbs, your 'ass' is still bigger than josh ables.
> >
> >- everyone assumes its rwd (well, everyone who doesnt know its a rocco / 
> >vw). i know, i know, it IS a shame, but when im done with the twin, i plan 
> >on fixing this minor issue.
> >
> >- you have so much rubber on the road, you can achieve and sustain a 1.02g 
> >radius turn (gtech pro in continuous gfrc mode, on pretty nice asphalt)... 
> >on street tires (kuhmo - 235 / 275 - 3/4 tread remaining).
> >
> >- little kids chase your car down more often than stray dogs.
> >
> >
> >o well, im fresh out, feel free to add if you wish.
> >enjoy
> >Al
> >
> >Allyn Malventano, ETC(SS), USN
> >87 Rieger Scirocco GTO 2.0 16v (daily driver, 200k, rocco #6)
> >86 Kamei Twin 16V Turbo Scirocco GTX (30% complete, rocco #7)
> >86.5 Occo 16v Trailer (rocco #8)
> >90 Passat GL 16V (the wifes new daily, 200k)
> >
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