you might be a rieger rocco owner if...

[spewey at comcast.net (Spewey)]

Ok, I'll bite.

Allyn wrote:
> - when you're first in line at the red light, beside various muscle 
> cars, they find the urge to rev their engine and act like idiots, 
> peeling away when the light turns green, as you just drive normally, 
> further solidifying their idiocy.
> 
> - you risk back trauma every time you mount your rear wheels.
> 
> - you have to drill holes in the bottom of your body panels, as you have 
> found them to be trapping rain water, acting like reverse pontoons.
> 
> - you pull up to the vw dealership and their lead salesman walks up to 
> you saying "wow!, what is this car!!!".
> 
> - with a simple attachment, you can mow dauns lawn in 4 minutes flat.
> 
> - after your tire order, tire rack calls you not once, but twice, 
> verifying that you do in fact want to put 275's on a vw scirocco.
> 
> - even weighing 123 lbs, your 'ass' is still bigger than josh ables.
> 
> - everyone assumes its rwd (well, everyone who doesnt know its a rocco / 
> vw). i know, i know, it IS a shame, but when im done with the twin, i 
> plan on fixing this minor issue.
> 
> - you have so much rubber on the road, you can achieve and sustain a 
> 1.02g radius turn (gtech pro in continuous gfrc mode, on pretty nice 
> asphalt)... on street tires (kuhmo - 235 / 275 - 3/4 tread remaining).
> 
> - little kids chase your car down more often than stray dogs.

- even your porcelain throne is bright red or yellow with sideskirts.

- you are some kind of top gun fighter jet repairman.

- road crews call you when their steamroller breaks down.

- your trapezoidal garage is wider by the opening.

- sometimes you puff out your cheeks and make motor noises to imitate 
the car when you can't be driving it.

(okay, next...)

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Spewey, 1st Officer, Mirth and Irreverence Dept.