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The kind of folks I work with...



I heard that same pull to right BS from a sales person years ago. It was in 
regards to a used Subaru.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "David Utley" <fahrvegnugen@cox.net>
To: <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
Sent: Friday, November 26, 2004 12:10 PM
Subject: O/T: The kind of folks I work with...


> Okay, this was too stupid not to share and since the list is slow...
>
> I just heard a story about one of the service writers here, we have four 
> and -none- of them are mechanical at all...  First, a little background on 
> this fella.  He has been with the company at least 12 to 13 years.  First, 
> he was a car salesman.  Next, he was a finance manager.  Then he was new 
> car manager over Kia.  NOW, he is a service writer (he is too good an 
> ass-kisser to be fired, I s'pose).  Okay, he was consoling a customer 
> about their car pulling to the right...  He replied, " Oh, that is a 
> feature of VWs, that's deliberate.  They do that so that if you fall 
> asleep, it will go off the road instead of into traffic..."  Okay, with 
> that logic, then the sludging problems with the 1.8Ts in the Passat is 
> actually a feature that stops the car from over-revving, right?  (banging 
> head)...
>
> Okay, another story...  One of the other service writers wrote a ticket 
> with the line description as follows:  'Customer states there is a noise 
> from the harmonic balancer, check radio and replace as necessary..."  Like 
> I said, they are not mechanical...
>
> Have a good day today...
>
> David  <---  Doing time in the stupid house, yo...
>
> Chrome may make it bling, but it don't make the engine sing...
>
>
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