The Speeding Ticket

[tberk at sbcglobal.net (T Berk)]

--- Anson Clement <ansonivan@yahoo.com> wrote:
> 
> The Speeding Ticket
> 
>  
 <snip>

Heh heh. 

Well, I'll be in Sac-a-tommy-toes soon enough
responding to a 'driving with suspended'. 

I was driving my BROTHER'S Mother-In-Law home after
the holidays. About 400 mile round trip.

When asked why I slowwed down to 45 mph on the freeway
I forgot to answer 'because the damn semi next to me
did too and wouldn't let me over...'. 

Bastarrrrde'.


TBerk
Anson? Don't sigh the Reality Show contract, mKay?