The Speeding Ticket

[vze28h54 at verizon.net (Chris)]

At 02:52 PM 03/22/2004 -0800, Anson Clement wrote:

>The Speeding Ticket
>
>I had now reached the other side of the valley of the shadow of death, 
>still no flashing lights, no speeding grey shape looming in my rearview. 
>Twenty minutes later and still no pork, the elation washed over me, the 
>smell of sweet reprieve

Well, if you wanted a reprieve why are you sending this to a member of the 
Ohio State Police?  Unless "Anson Clement" is an alias, you're dead meat.

>almost covering the pungent odors emanating from my now soggy crotch.