fwd:[NON-ROC!]definitely not list material!

["Joshua Strait" <joshua13s@hotmail.com>]

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>>HoW To KeEp A HeaLthY LeVel Of iNsAniTy aNd dRiVe OtHeR PeOple iNsAnE:
>>
>>1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point your hair dryer >>at 
>>passing cars to see if they slow down.
>>
>>2. Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't disguise your voice.
>>
>>3. Insist that your e-mail address be:
>>zena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com
>>
>>4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want >>fries 
>>with that.
>>
>>5. Encourage your colleagues to join  you in a little synchronized >>chair 
>>dancing.
>>
>>6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
>>
>>7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
>>
>>8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone has gotten 
>>over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
>>
>>9. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
>>
>>10. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
>>
>>11. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up 
>>the entire work area.  Insist to others that you like it >>that way.
>>
>>12. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the >>prophecy."
>>
>>13. dontuseanypunchtuationorspaces
>>
>>14. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>>
>>15. Ask people what sex they are.
>>
>>16. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
>>
>>17. Sing along at the opera.
>>
>>18. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
>>
>>19. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. 
>> >>Wear them one day after your boss does.  (This is especially 
>> >>effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
>>
>>20. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them where you're
>>going. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.
>>
>>21. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
>>
>>22. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party 
>>because you're not in the mood.
>>
>>23. Hum when you ride an elevator.
>>
>>AnD tHe FiNal wAy tO aNnOy PeOple:
>>
>>24. Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it >>to 
>>you!


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