Re: Fw: [Corrado-L] funny stuff

[vdub <vdub@voyager.net>]

the other day I lowered a diecast vw model
ACK we got the VW bug
I had so many magazine I had to put a box in storage
but I figure in a week I will be pulling backout for some tuner's phone
number or article

At 03:47 AM 8/5/99 -0400, Kathy Teulie wrote:
>Yes, this is my life, So...  So... How did you know?
>BTW I only have 4 cars and I need the F1 books.
>No kids yet so no need for the braces for da kid.
>I sold the  lawn mower too. I am still looking for the
> house with the 5 car garage with 220v.
>Well I am not so average after all.
>
>Doug
>87 16v Scirocco (not  street legal)
>81 8v Scirocco (not street legal)
>90 Passat WGN  (not street legal)
>96 GSR 
>
>Message text written by "Alex Ting"
>>from the corrado list........
>
>(see, sometimes there are funny guys on that list)
>
>
>Alex Ting
>Account Manager
>Millennium Solutions Group, Inc.
>575 Menlo Dr. #4
>Rocklin, CA  95765
>
>Phone:  888.801.2001 ext. 228 or 916.630.2001
>Fax:  916.630.2000
>email:  alex@millenniumsolutions.net
>icq #19613213
>-----Original Message-----
>From: VWMSport@aol.com <VWMSport@aol.com>
>To: corrado-l@corrado-club.com <corrado-l@corrado-club.com>
>Date: Wednesday, August 04, 1999 4:44 PM
>Subject: [Corrado-L] funny stuff
>
>
>>
>>-You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight.
>>-You take your helmet along when you go to a car dealership for a
>>test-drive.
>>-Every time you go to the grocery store you feel
>>compelled to beat your previous best time.
>>-You think it's normal to have the outside edge of your
>>tires worn down. If fact, you prefer it because you have
>>"better" traction now.
>>-When something falls off of your car, you wonder how
>>much weight you just saved.
>>-When you hear 'overcooked it,' instead of food you
>>think 'off the track.'
>>-You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how
>>to drive around a highway off-ramp.
>>-You once had an argument with your wife over whether
>>you should pay the mortgage on time or get those new
>>heads while they were on sale.
>>-You push your cart through a proper line in the grocery
>>store.
>>-You've paid $4.00 a gallon for gas without complaining.
>>-You bought a tow vehicle instead of braces for your kid.
>>-You and your wife go house hunting and you never
>>actually get inside the house because you're checking
>>out the garage for 220v.
>>-You sit in your car in the dark out in your garage and
>>make car noises and shift and practice your heel and
>>toe, while waiting for your motor to get back from the
>>machine shop.
>>-Your wife doesn't understand why you need three sets of
>>tires for your car.
>>-Your garage holds more cars than your house has
>>bedrooms.
>>-You have car parts in your cubicle at work.
>>-You're registered for wedding gifts at Edlebrock and
>>Griggs.
>>-Your Christmas list begins with another set of BFG R1s
>>and aluminum rack bushings and your 'significant other'
>>knows what these are.
>>-Your home library consists of auto parts catalogs,
>>books written by F1 drivers, anything about Carroll
>>Shelby, and 400 car magazines.
>>-Your family brings the couch into the garage so they
>>can spend some time with you.
>>-You complain when cars in front of you on highway
>>off-ramps don't stay on the line, causing your exit
>>speed to drop.
>>-A neighbor asks if you have any oil, to which you
>>query, "Synthetic or organic?" and they reply, "Corn."
>>-You refer to the corner down the street from your house
>>as "Turn One."
>>-You always late apex the intersection and try to pass a
>>few cars coming out.
>>-You can't stand anyone telling others how to drive. Of
>>course, you are the best.
>>-You will gladly pay up to $8 for a quart of engine oil.
>>-You hate long distance driving vacations, but you will
>>gladly drive 800 miles to the race track.
>>-You think that traction control and ABS are for those
>>who can't drive.
>>-You save broken car parts as " mementos".
>>-You've tried synthetic oil and racing gas in your lawn
>>mower.
>>-You've tweaked your riding lawn mower to improve
>>its cornering ability.
>>-Instead of pictures in your wallet, you have timeslips.
>>-You would choose a rollbar over air conditioning if it
>>were an option.
>>-White smoke coming out from under your tires is a
>>common sight.
>>-You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily
>>commute.
>>-After you tell your wife where you'd like to go on your
>>vacation she answers: "Why... is there a race there?"
>>-You have race shops programmed on your speed dialer.
>>-You own five cars and only one of them is street legal.
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Wanted:
Stock Parts:
Corrado Bumpers
Corrado Head Lamps
SLC Grille
A3 Dash
A3 Front spoiler skirt(stock black one)
90-92 spec big bumper
90-92 spec skirts,flares

WANTED:
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Performance Muffler(just replacment not full cat back)
Side Skirts (any aftermarket any car to be fitted to golf)
Ring & Pinion A2 Tranny
Individual T bodies
Engine Managment
Supercharger (ANY!)
Coil Overs or Ground control setup for A2 Chasis
Misc Car Audio Stuff...amp,subs,mids,tweets,etc...need small amp BAD ASAP
1 MSW Super Turismo and 17" Tire
Venom front Corrado spoiler
Venom rear upswept diffuser
Clear Tails
strictly Foreign razor kit 4 Light set up
Quaife Diff A2
6 spd

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Lancia Integrale Evolution hood any condition
Honda CBR 1100 Mirrors w/ Lights
BMW K100RS Mirrors w/ Lights
Chevy Truck Head Lamps k1500 style head lamps (slim style)
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