Excuses why I may be driving a (semi) Kia to Cincy...

[doubt at inwave.com (Nate Mellom)]

Well, then.
Ahem.
Guess I asked!



Mark F. wrote:
> On 5/19/07, Nate Mellom <doubt@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> Tell me more about the Main Street Bingo Palace, and the neighbourhood
>> it resides in.  Median age, senility level, etc, etc...
>>
>> I've always suspected you Canadians were a little off.
> 
> 
> Don't get me started on the damn bingo hall.  Fucking bingoloids (as I
> affectionately refer to them) are a pain in the ass.  I had to weld up
> a railing to keep the smokers from leaning on my cars and sitting on
> my steps.  Ever since the new smoking laws came into effect last year
> there's an almost constant "huddle of stupidity" outside my door, and
> a breeze will often waft the cloud of smoke right through my building.
> I also have to endure the same damn comments everyday when I'm BBQing
> my dinner "oh, whatcha making me", or "I'll take mine well-done"...
> Real original after hearing it a million times...
> 
> Other than the annoying-morbidly-obese-track-pants-wearing bingoloids,
> there's also a bunch of crackheads running around here (the large sand
> filled flowerpot ashtrays are a huge attraction for them, since the
> majority of dumbass smokers ditch their half smoked cigs as soon as
> they hear the bingo caller beckoning them to exchange their welfare
> money for coloring books for the retarded).  The result is a constant
> flow of crackheads seeking a free nic fix outside my door.  I've even
> busted lowlifes taking a piss on my steps, but they sure as hell
> aren't coming back after the can of whoopass I unloaded on them...
> 
> All the negative crap aside, the 1200 sq.ft. shop and kickass loft I
> recently renovated above it are reason enough for me to put up with
> the bullshit...  Whether or not constantly dealing with this town's
> lowlife underbelly has made me a more cynical person is up for debate,
> but I am a bigger asshole now than a few years ago, so who knows...
> :)
> 
> Later,
> 
> Mark.
> 75
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> 82 Caddy
> 91 Jetta
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