OT: What do you do for a living?

[spewey at comcast.net (Spewey)]

I am the Municipal Moose Catcher in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.  After 
receiving a degree in Chemistry from Whatsamatta U, I also have held 
titles such as Adhesion Test Specialist, Metallurgical Technician, and 
Process Engineer for major implantable medical device and equine nasal 
strip manufacturers.  Once I did a stint at the local branch of Jeff's 
monoclonal antibody ranch as a Technical Writer.

Ten years ago I worked at a very small independent VW speed shop whose 
owner feebly campaigned an A2 16V Jetta on the professional sprint 
circuit.  The closest I came to racing was removing the lugnuts from it 
at the now defunct Minneapolis Grand Prix.  On my own I never get into 
things more complex than a head gasket and lately barely any car stuff 
at all.  No kids but a wonderful girlfriend with good taste:  she drives 
a 2000 TDI Golf.

If any of you own horses, write me for a free sample:
http://www.flairstrips.com/faq.asp