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What's the fastest can ever take your Scirocco? - more numbers




--- Anson Clement <ansonivan@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I think the best solution to all this noise is to add
> another event to cincy, high speed runs. 
>  
> Here's how this shit goes down: 
>  
> A.  Somebody needs to obtain a radar gun 


<Ahem>  I already have one.  <EG>

  
> B. Daun and I will scout a stretch of highway of the
> neccesary length and lonelieness


That's a tall order around here.  Got some ideas?

  
>  C. Contestants shall have a distance of three (3) miles
> in which to bring their Rocco or Kia (if adorned with tie
> strapped vw emblem) up to speed.


In other words, awards for "Scirocco" and "Kia."

  
> D. At the end of said distance shall stand not less than
> two (2) listers of impecable reputation (where the hell
> are we going to find them?)


Good question...   lol


> Whomesoever shall trip said measurement device at the
> greatest rate of speed shall be declared "winner" and be
> entitled to a hearty slap on the ass, Daun will of course
> do the slapping.


Are you attempting a speed run?  Gee, I hope you win.  :p


=====
Daun Yeagley - Wilmington Ohio
'81 S, '85, '86 & '88 Sciroccos, '96 Passat GLX Wagon, '56 Cessna 172
For Sale: '82 Scirocco.
"My rabbit has a human foot on his keychain.  That's not the scary part.  What I wanna know is what those keys are for." - The Four Postmen

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