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Attempted break in



dont feel bad ...
i moved 5 times in the past 2 years and it seems like these ppl are
following me !!
here's a lil history for you guys :

attempt 1

a few years ago used to have the whole shabang as stereo wise on the Passat
...
close to 7K into it !!
car breaks down ( blew the crap-o-matic ) and its siting in my driveway !
2 days latter ~3:00 AM my alarm goes off ...
i go outside i see a unmarked pick up takin off like a mad man .. so im like
NO..
i run to the car and the only thing that they were able the take was one om
my amps ..
No biggie ... get in touch with my buds and within 2 days i found the amp
and beat the shit out of that guy ...(treatened to call the cops if he
wouldnt pay for the damages made )

attempt 2

same deal .... BUT this time someone broke into the garage !!
about the same time too if i remember correctly!
i run outside hoopin to see someone .. nope ..
run back in so i can get dressed ( its not fun runin outside in your boxers
in 8" of snow !!! )
and i decide to hide in the garage and wait for them ..
about 30 mins latter the power goes out ... hmmm odd ..
then i hear someone walkin on the roof .. WTF is going on ( they cut the
wires from the siren )
then i hear multiple voices talkin ... at the time i was a bit afraid but i
was happy that i caught the MOFO's in the act !!
BOOM .. a crow bar through the aluminum door exacly where the lock is !
so i slowly find my way into the other side of the garge and grab my bat !
i see a guy lookin around and this time i can hear them clearly !!
" holy shit man .... theres a lot of tools here .. u thing we can haul tme
outta here with one run ??? "
( at this im thinkin ... u guys are in for a big surprise )
"he's even got a compressor!"
( the compressor was bolted into the cement )
"hey man some give us a hand ... we cant move the compressor "
( at this point i tried being quiet and grabbe the garage phone and called
the cops !!!
i told the dispatcher the adress and they are parked in the alley ... was
pretty cool though . . they were there in 3 mins !! )
u can hear one of them saying
"look its bolted ...but not for long ... look for a 13mm "
so one of the guys stats lookin throught the tool boxes ... none the less
the only one with a flashlight  ..
so i sneak right around the Intrepid ( i know i know .. but its not my car
... my bro's POS ) and once i get close enough  ... BAM ...
i kick the drawer closed ( caught his fingers in the toolbox on that one ..
took me about 15 mins to clean my tool box up afterwards)
and then i start swingin in the dark ..
by the time the cops got there i knocked one of the guys right out and the
other one was about to pass out ( i was chokin the fucker with the bat )
so they come in they look and of course they ask me where im from ( since u
guys never actually met me besides Cathy ... will see how heavy of an accent
i have ) so i tell them im from Romania and thats how u handle things over
there ... so they give me a speech how im not supposed to do these things
here cau they can sue me and i can get trown in jail ... at this point my
smart ass side kicks in and i ask the officer " then what am i supposed to
do ?? watch them haul out $20K worth in tools and laugh about it ?"
so the officer looks at me and then he catches a glimpse of the guy with the
broken fingers stuck in my tool box ...
at this even him cant help it but starts laghin ....
at this the guy ( the one in stuck with his fingers in the tollbox ) saiz :
"i will sue u for every penny u got ... cuz i cant pley the piano now "
were all laughin at him on this one
and then he keeps on mouthin off the the cop which he does get mad and in
the end he pepper sprays him ..
then hes like " that will keep his mouth shut "
they call the ambulance haul him off and then take a report and a few pics
and that was it for the night ...
anyway .. the funnies was in the newspaper:
" Local Garage Robers caught ! "
the police report that a young mad from .... has caught the 3 "friends" in
the midst of their work and gave them the beating of their life according to
one of the suspects that we did get a chance to talk to in the mergency
room. Mike a 18 Year olld student at .... has 8 broken fingers after this
litle encounter with the Adrian (the ownner)"
LMAO

Attempt 4

i think they thought i have a system in the rocco as well cuz as soon as I
got it
i had to replace the side windows ( yes they samshed the on on the drivers
side ... but it didnt really matter since i had 2 spare parts cars commin )

attempt 5
yep one more this time they got mad and smashed my windshield due to the
dissapoint ment that i had NOTHING as far as stereo goes
no biggie though .. the windshield was cracked anyway and it wouldnt have
passed safety !
so i claimed on the insurance as vandalism and got a brand new windshield
instaled :)

attempt 6

this time i got the lil fuckers ( my allarm has proximity and they set it
off by trying to see whas in the car )
as soon as they saw me they were runin ... so i jumed on the bike and pedal
as fast as i could ...
i did catcht tmen but since no damge i just kicked both of their asses and
made them run down the street with no clothes on ...

And that would be it ...
i have a lot of "friends" dont I ???
LOL
Sorry for the lenghty post but hopefully this will explain why i think i
have bad luck most of the time ...
theres always something that will screw things up when i have a set date ..
something wil alway screw things up ...
Latter everybody
----- Original Message -----
From: "Euroroc II" <flaatr@yahoo.com>
To: <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
Sent: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 2:03 PM
Subject: Attempted break in


> So my poor little car was vandalized last night by F#$%ing armatures...
> Nothing lost but every window seal on the passenger side door got trashed
> and the metal on the upper corner around the wing window has been bent up
a
> bit... They were not able to get into the car.
>
> Funny thing is that I just moved into this place a month ago and my
> insurance went down since it was a "better" neighborhood.
>
> -RGK-
>
>
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