Attempted break in

[palace_master@yahoo.com (Chris Jung)]

That is the wildest Canadian theft story I've heard
yet!  You'd think that those idiots would have learned
their lesson from attempt 2 and not come back to get
their asses kicked again.  The losers!

Chris J., Burnaby BC
'83 Scirocco GT
'81 Kawasaki KZ550


 --- "Adrian C." <aculda@cogeco.ca> wrote: > dont feel
bad ...
> i moved 5 times in the past 2 years and it seems
> like these ppl are
> following me !!
> here's a lil history for you guys :
> 
> attempt 1
> 
> a few years ago used to have the whole shabang as
> stereo wise on the Passat
> ...
> close to 7K into it !!
> car breaks down ( blew the crap-o-matic ) and its
> siting in my driveway !
> 2 days latter ~3:00 AM my alarm goes off ...
> i go outside i see a unmarked pick up takin off like
> a mad man .. so im like
> NO..
> i run to the car and the only thing that they were
> able the take was one om
> my amps ..
> No biggie ... get in touch with my buds and within 2
> days i found the amp
> and beat the shit out of that guy ...(treatened to
> call the cops if he
> wouldnt pay for the damages made )
> 
> attempt 2
> 
> same deal .... BUT this time someone broke into the
> garage !!
> about the same time too if i remember correctly!
> i run outside hoopin to see someone .. nope ..
> run back in so i can get dressed ( its not fun runin
> outside in your boxers
> in 8" of snow !!! )
> and i decide to hide in the garage and wait for them
> ..
> about 30 mins latter the power goes out ... hmmm odd
> ..
> then i hear someone walkin on the roof .. WTF is
> going on ( they cut the
> wires from the siren )
> then i hear multiple voices talkin ... at the time i
> was a bit afraid but i
> was happy that i caught the MOFO's in the act !!
> BOOM .. a crow bar through the aluminum door exacly
> where the lock is !
> so i slowly find my way into the other side of the
> garge and grab my bat !
> i see a guy lookin around and this time i can hear
> them clearly !!
> " holy shit man .... theres a lot of tools here .. u
> thing we can haul tme
> outta here with one run ??? "
> ( at this im thinkin ... u guys are in for a big
> surprise )
> "he's even got a compressor!"
> ( the compressor was bolted into the cement )
> "hey man some give us a hand ... we cant move the
> compressor "
> ( at this point i tried being quiet and grabbe the
> garage phone and called
> the cops !!!
> i told the dispatcher the adress and they are parked
> in the alley ... was
> pretty cool though . . they were there in 3 mins !!
> )
> u can hear one of them saying
> "look its bolted ...but not for long ... look for a
> 13mm "
> so one of the guys stats lookin throught the tool
> boxes ... none the less
> the only one with a flashlight  ..
> so i sneak right around the Intrepid ( i know i know
> .. but its not my car
> ... my bro's POS ) and once i get close enough  ...
> BAM ...
> i kick the drawer closed ( caught his fingers in the
> toolbox on that one ..
> took me about 15 mins to clean my tool box up
> afterwards)
> and then i start swingin in the dark ..
> by the time the cops got there i knocked one of the
> guys right out and the
> other one was about to pass out ( i was chokin the
> fucker with the bat )
> so they come in they look and of course they ask me
> where im from ( since u
> guys never actually met me besides Cathy ... will
> see how heavy of an accent
> i have ) so i tell them im from Romania and thats
> how u handle things over
> there ... so they give me a speech how im not
> supposed to do these things
> here cau they can sue me and i can get trown in jail
> ... at this point my
> smart ass side kicks in and i ask the officer " then
> what am i supposed to
> do ?? watch them haul out $20K worth in tools and
> laugh about it ?"
> so the officer looks at me and then he catches a
> glimpse of the guy with the
> broken fingers stuck in my tool box ...
> at this even him cant help it but starts laghin ....
> at this the guy ( the one in stuck with his fingers
> in the tollbox ) saiz :
> "i will sue u for every penny u got ... cuz i cant
> pley the piano now "
> were all laughin at him on this one
> and then he keeps on mouthin off the the cop which
> he does get mad and in
> the end he pepper sprays him ..
> then hes like " that will keep his mouth shut "
> they call the ambulance haul him off and then take a
> report and a few pics
> and that was it for the night ...
> anyway .. the funnies was in the newspaper:
> " Local Garage Robers caught ! "
> the police report that a young mad from .... has
> caught the 3 "friends" in
> the midst of their work and gave them the beating of
> their life according to
> one of the suspects that we did get a chance to talk
> to in the mergency
> room. Mike a 18 Year olld student at .... has 8
> broken fingers after this
> litle encounter with the Adrian (the ownner)"
> LMAO
> 
> Attempt 4
> 
> i think they thought i have a system in the rocco as
> well cuz as soon as I
> got it
> i had to replace the side windows ( yes they samshed
> the on on the drivers
> side ... but it didnt really matter since i had 2
> spare parts cars commin )
> 
> attempt 5
> yep one more this time they got mad and smashed my
> windshield due to the
> dissapoint ment that i had NOTHING as far as stereo
> goes
> no biggie though .. the windshield was cracked
> anyway and it wouldnt have
> passed safety !
> so i claimed on the insurance as vandalism and got a
> brand new windshield
> instaled :)
> 
> attempt 6
> 
> this time i got the lil fuckers ( my allarm has
> proximity and they set it
> off by trying to see whas in the car )
> as soon as they saw me they were runin ... so i
> jumed on the bike and pedal
> as fast as i could ...
> i did catcht tmen but since no damge i just kicked
> both of their asses and
> made them run down the street with no clothes on ...
> 
> And that would be it ...
> i have a lot of "friends" dont I ???
> LOL
> Sorry for the lenghty post but hopefully this will
> explain why i think i
> have bad luck most of the time ...
> theres always something that will screw things up
> when i have a set date ..
> something wil alway screw things up ...
> Latter everybody
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Euroroc II" <flaatr@yahoo.com>
> To: <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
> Sent: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 2:03 PM
> Subject: Attempted break in
> 
> 
> > So my poor little car was vandalized last night by
> F#$%ing armatures...
> > Nothing lost but every window seal on the
> passenger side door got trashed
> > and the metal on the upper corner around the wing
> window has been bent up
> a
> > bit... They were not able to get into the car.
> >
> > Funny thing is that I just moved into this place a
> month ago and my
> > insurance went down since it was a "better"
> neighborhood.
> >
> > -RGK-
> >
> >
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> 
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