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I'm on a roll baby! (more honda slander)

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A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor
people. Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, and it
was imperative that he make the best possible impression. On the morning
of the presentation he awoke to find himself passing gas, in large
volumes, with the unpleasant characteristic of sounding like "HONDA." The
man was besides himself. Every few minutes "HONDA", "HONDA".... Unable to
stop this aberrant behavior, and in desperate need to terminate these
odious and rather embarrassing emissions, he sought a physicians aid.
After a full examination, the doctor told him that there was nothing
inherently wrong with him and that he would just have to wait it out.
Being unwilling to accept this state of affairs he visited a second and
then a third doctor all of whom told him the same thing. Finally one
medic suggested that he visit a dentist. Well although he could not see
how a dentist was going to be of any help, he visited one anyway. Lo and
behold, the dentist said, "Ah, there's the problem" "What is it?" the man
asked. "Why you have an abscess," said the dentist. "An abscess. How
could that be causing my problem?" asked the man. "That's easy," replied
the dentist. "Why everyone knows... Abscess makes the fart go Honda." 
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