Re: OFMG!!! You guys arent gonna believe this one .....

["Scott F. Williams" <sfwilliams@home.com>]

Wait a second. This groundhog was chilling out under the hood of your car
even when you were driving down the road? It grabbed the throttle cable
which made the car accelerate on its own and then it chewed through your
radiator hose? Wasn't the little varmint all banged up or burnt? How did it
avoid the spinning radiator fan and such? Jeez...

ROFL
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----- Original Message -----
From: Allyn <amalventano1@home.com>
To: '84 Scirocco <scirocco@macslut.org>; vw list Scirocco List
<scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
Sent: Sunday, June 10, 2001 8:12 PM
Subject: Re: OFMG!!! You guys arent gonna believe this one .....


> That is funny as hell, bwahahahaha!
> roflmao
> al
>
> Allyn Malventano, ET1(SS), USN
> 87 rocco 16v (rieger gto - green - 'der rocco' - restoration in progress)
> 87 jetta 8v wolfsburg 2dr (260k, still tight :)
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "'84 Scirocco" <scirocco@macslut.org>
> To: "vw list Scirocco List" <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
> Sent: Sunday, June 10, 2001 7:56 PM
> Subject: OFMG!!! You guys arent gonna believe this one .....
>
>
>
> Ok, sit back and grab a soda.
>
> Go out to the bank and home depot today.  Aint been in my car for three
days
> as I'm rehabbing my house.  Anyhow I get a mile up the road at a light,
and
> go from 2nd to 3rd and it feels like there is peanut butter in my shifter.
> I'm like "oh great, just what I need" (the wifes car is dying too).  Get
> paranoid, keep driving, it happens again, then everything is fine.  Make
it
> to the bank.
>
> Leave the bank, head to the Depot.  All of a sudden my car accelerates by
> itself!  I can even feel the pedal move!  GHOST BUSTERS!  now I'm really
> starting to shit my pants.  But then IT stops as well and I make it to the
> Depot.  Stand in a long line daydreaming for 20 mins.  Leave, and in the
lot
> I see this THING under my car - oh great, I lost "whatever".  Get closer
and
> THE THING MOVES!!!!  AHHHHHH!!!!  I peek underneath and its crawling up my
> front passenger wheel well.  Its all slimy and shit.  So I hop in and back
> out, and its there in my parking space - a groundhog!  I couldnąt believe
> it.  Then I notice he's all wet and there is a puddle in my space.
> Hmmmmmmm.....
>
> Drive the 2 miles home, car is smoking a bit.  Pop the lid at home and the
> little bastard chewed holes through my upper radiator hose and the hose to
> the overflow!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!  I should have ran over the little
punk.
>
> Well, I thought you'd get a kick out of that.  Upper rad hose was
> practically brand new too.  Mo money, mo money.
>
> Greg
>
>
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> St. Louis, MO
> '84 Scirocco
> '88 Sable Wagon (for the dog)(dying)(the car, not the dog)
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