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Re: Everyone read except Dan May



LOL

bah!
everybody knows Dans already my bitch. :)


Josh Able
87 16v Seidl



> I had the displeasure of meeting with Dan May yesterday and I've got to
> tell you people, he is one self centered bastard. Everything outta his
> mouth is "ME" oriented. "My car...", "My plans...", "I'm gonna...".
>
> We met in a yard in Charlotte and when I had enough of his mouth, I
> punched him in his amply oversized head and 'POWER BOMBED' him on the
> hood of a Saab. Needless to say, that shut him up! The guys that work in
> the back of the yard cheered as I climbed onto the forklift and was
> lifted nearly 25 feet into the air. (that's about 600 meters for you
> metric people I think) I did a perfectly executed 'diving elbow smash'
> directly into his black heart, knocking off one of his pink slippers in
> the process. This sent the crowd into a frenzy! They couldn't be stopped
> as they hoisted his limp body into the air, stripping it of the yellow
> summer dress that once adorned it before taking off their own clothes and
> proceeding to...DAN?!? You're not supposed to be reading this! I
> specifically wrote in the subject line that YOU were not to read this!
>
> Oh well, Dan's a great guy and his head's not really *that* big.
>
> Dan, call James (1-828-252-7321) and give him the Beck# 071-7702 ($16.99)
> for the rear caliper kit(s) and he should be able to tell you if that's
> for one or both sides. Check Potterman for part # 443 698 671 too.
>
> Eric
> Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun!
> http://www.geocities.com/blitzkrieg16v/
>
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