Fwd: FW: Top Ten Rejected Slogans for Firestone Tires

[16v Jason <jason@scirocco.org>]

Don't hate me, I didn't write it. :)

Jason





>Top Ten Rejected Slogans for Firestone Tires
>         >
>         >
>                 > >
>                 > >   10. "Safer than a Russian sub."
>                 > >
>                 > >   9. "The perfect gift for your mother-in-law."
>                 > >
>                 > >   8. "Because there's a lot riding on your lawsuit."
>                 > >
>                 > >   7. "Better than driving around on your  axles, right?"
>                 > >
>                 > >   6. "Pop a set on your car  today."
>                 > >
>                 > >   5. "C'mon, did you really expect  good tires on a new
>Ford?"
>                 > >
>                 > >   4.  "Reinforcing the importance of the speed limit."
>                 > >
>                 > >   3. "Hey, it's not like we crashed our blimp or
>something."
>                 > >
>                 > >   2. "Best Blow Job In Town'
>                 > >
>                 > >   1. "You can't recall a better  tire."
>                 > >


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