Re: identifying drivers

["Kenneth P. Able" <kpa@wizvax.net>]

Hey there is a major diiference from a NEW YORK City driver, and a driver
from upstate New York!!!!!! I am sick of living 200 miles from the shit
hole called New York City, yet I am still catogorized as a NYC dwelling
reject...No offense to any NYC dwellers out there.....just that comparing
NYC to upstate NY is like comparing a Riced Yugo(NYC) to a 87 16v
rocc(upstate).....

Ok thats a little harsh....but come on, there is alot more to NY state than
NYC, so cut some slack...

josh
roccin in upstate
87 16v
At 01:46 PM 11/12/99 -0800, you wrote:
>HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
>
>1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:  CHICAGO
> 
>2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window:  NEW YORK
> 
>3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all
>      lanes of traffic:  NEW JERSEY
>4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
>   accelerator: BOSTON
> 
>5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf 
>   cappuccino,  cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator,  
>   gun in lap:   LOS ANGELES
> 
>6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering
>   in terror: Ohio, but driving in CALIFORNIA
> 
>7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
>   turned to talk to someone in back seat:  ITALY
>
>8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, 
>   foot on brake, mind on radio game:  SEATTLE
>
>9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
>   between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet
>   on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the windoW: TEXAS
>
>10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear 
>    window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to 
>    antenna:  ALABAMA
>
>11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
>    windshield, driving    35 on the Interstate in the left lane 
>    with the left blinker on:  FLORIDA
>>
>
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