identifying drivers

[Kevin Collins <kevinc@flashcom.net>]

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:  CHICAGO
 
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window:  NEW YORK
 
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all
      lanes of traffic:  NEW JERSEY
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
   accelerator: BOSTON
 
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf 
   cappuccino,  cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator,  
   gun in lap:   LOS ANGELES
 
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering
   in terror: Ohio, but driving in CALIFORNIA
 
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
   turned to talk to someone in back seat:  ITALY

8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, 
   foot on brake, mind on radio game:  SEATTLE

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
   between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet
   on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the windoW: TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear 
    window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to 
    antenna:  ALABAMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
    windshield, driving    35 on the Interstate in the left lane 
    with the left blinker on:  FLORIDA
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