Re: KILL ALL PIGS!!!!!!MY LICENSE IS ALMOST GONE

["Aaron Patton" <apatton1@airmail.net>]

<x-charset iso-8859-1>Grow the fuck up.  You were busted doing something stupid (i.e. 69 in a 40)
and they went overboard.  Be an adult and file a complaint at whichever
station those cops were from.  This "KILL ALL PIGS" bullshit makes you sound
like a spoiled petulant child.

One could also say that all people who exceed the speed limit by 50% should
be suffocated with hefty bags.

Aaron
'93 Corrado SLC

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From: <CLaYpOoLME@aol.com>
To: <XXSpArCoXx@aol.com>; <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 1999 1:57 AM
Subject: KILL ALL PIGS!!!!!!MY LICENSE IS ALMOST GONE


> ANGER ANGER KILL KILL KILL
> sorry for the angry post but I am one angry fuck.  The drive home from
work
> couldn't have been too much worse. Got off work at 1:00 am and driving
> through the twisties on the same route as usual, I am in a bit of a hurry.
I
> hit that familiar straightaway and crank it into third and hit it for like
4
> seconds.  The radar detector starts blaring.
> No pigs in sight though.  Slow down and pass a sneaky-ass-pig- fuck on my
> right (hiding in the godamn bushes).  His lights go on and i pull over to
the
> right.  He comes up to the window and immediately orders me out.  I smell
> marijuana..
>
> ummm.....no you don't...(realizing my stash is safely tucked away in my
room
> and the roc is clean as a whistle  :)
> three more pigs roll up............oh yea, it's party time!
> "Where are you coming from, i can smell pot on your breath, we're going to
> look through your car!  We are useless individuals who smoked a ton of pot
in
> high school (I know this for a fact) and love to contradict ourselves--wee
> heeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> um....go ahead...twenty minutes go by and this dude is ripping the roc
> apart...interior panels,  shift boot, steering wheel cap......you name it.
> The other two are searching me in my business attire for
> grenades.................SO DUMB!
>
> couldn't find shit!!!!!!!good you useless wastes of o2! what's the only
thing
> we can do to him now>?
> speeding ticket-----------69 in a 40........this is bad-----time to meet
> those folks who can't speak english at driving school.
> back in the car.....damage assessment--------absolutely trashed...krazy
glue
> time
> fucking pig thought my extra shift knob was like a sherlock or
> something....sniffing it
> the argument begins.....(dude is insisting that he still smells pot...I
> looked at him and told him that I have had enough of his shit and that he
is
> wrong...and stupid)...and it ends.....with me rolling up the window and
> leaving him standing there.
> If you own a red scirocco and you live around here,  stay away from Upper
> Saddle River..................I'm sure this is far from the end of my
worries.
>
> all pigs should be rounded up and suffocated with hefty bags
> angrily
> rob
>
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