KILL ALL PIGS!!!!!!MY LICENSE IS ALMOST GONE

[CLaYpOoLME@aol.com]

ANGER ANGER KILL KILL KILL 
sorry for the angry post but I am one angry fuck.  The drive home from work 
couldn't have been too much worse. Got off work at 1:00 am and driving 
through the twisties on the same route as usual, I am in a bit of a hurry.  I 
hit that familiar straightaway and crank it into third and hit it for like 4 
seconds.  The radar detector starts blaring.
No pigs in sight though.  Slow down and pass a sneaky-ass-pig- fuck on my 
right (hiding in the godamn bushes).  His lights go on and i pull over to the 
right.  He comes up to the window and immediately orders me out.  I smell 
marijuana..

ummm.....no you don't...(realizing my stash is safely tucked away in my room 
and the roc is clean as a whistle  :)
three more pigs roll up............oh yea, it's party time!
"Where are you coming from, i can smell pot on your breath, we're going to 
look through your car!  We are useless individuals who smoked a ton of pot in 
high school (I know this for a fact) and love to contradict ourselves--wee 
heeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

um....go ahead...twenty minutes go by and this dude is ripping the roc 
apart...interior panels,  shift boot, steering wheel cap......you name it.
The other two are searching me in my business attire for 
grenades.................SO DUMB!

couldn't find shit!!!!!!!good you useless wastes of o2! what's the only thing 
we can do to him now>?
speeding ticket-----------69 in a 40........this is bad-----time to meet 
those folks who can't speak english at driving school.
back in the car.....damage assessment--------absolutely trashed...krazy glue 
time
fucking pig thought my extra shift knob was like a sherlock or 
something....sniffing it
the argument begins.....(dude is insisting that he still smells pot...I 
looked at him and told him that I have had enough of his shit and that he is 
wrong...and stupid)...and it ends.....with me rolling up the window and 
leaving him standing there.
If you own a red scirocco and you live around here,  stay away from Upper 
Saddle River..................I'm sure this is far from the end of my worries.

all pigs should be rounded up and suffocated with hefty bags
angrily
rob

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