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Re: Crappy Story (Scirocco Security)
Sorry to here what happened but know where you have been. I had someone get
up under my hood and take my wires, dipstick, and timing plug (Go Figure).
Anyhow, glad thing weren't as bad as they could've been.
Carl
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> From: Mawster Chadwick <chadwick@mail.cadvision.com>
> To: scirocco list <scirocco-l@privateI.com>
> Subject: Crappy Story (Scirocco Security)
> Date: Tuesday, September 30, 1997 1:34 AM
>
> I hate Thieves!
>
> I got home on Thursday night at about 12:00 and while I was tottering
around in
> the garage for a while, I noticed 3-4 people zooming down our hill on
'boards.
> They went up and down about 3 times while I was there, but eventually I
had to
> crash for work the next day.
> The next morning, I woke up and went down to my Schwart Rakete, and
noticed
> that the back window had kind of been smashed to smithereens. I looked
> carefully at the CaRnAgE and noticed that the rear deck lid was popped
out of
> it's hinge, and crooked. Hmm. Upon inspection of my entire car, my CD
deck,
> SubWoofers, and Rockford Fosgate Amp were amazingly all still there. I
was
> more than a little miffed, but happy that nothing was stolen.
> The retards apparently thought the deck lid was the only way into the
back of
> the car. Perhaps they didn't notice the HUGE knob that lowers the
seat-half so
> that a FAT person could get into the trunk. If they had, they would
have
> needed tools to remove the amp, and the jaws of life to get the sub box
through
> the window. They even could have unlocked the door and ransacked me for
all my
> CD's and happy face air freshener (the one that adds 0.003 hp) :)
> I guess since the car was parked in the driveway on a fairly busy res.
street,
> something spooked the goons, and they were off, empty handed -- having
mangled
> my car in the process. They must have been younger, because I would (if
all my
> scruples suddenly vanished) break into a car that was down a dark alley,
or
> side street, not a major residential thoroughfare.
>
> To make a long story even longer, my dad surprised me with a new window
THAT
> SAME DAY! All I had to do was wash it, take out all of the knuddy bits
of
> glass from the moulding and car (there's still the odd knud lying around)
and
> wrestle the new glass in. The new window was only 40$ CDN, from The
Parts
> Ranch.
>
> So if you ever have to replace a rear window, perhaps the easiest way to
do it
> is to slide in the rear corner of the glass (with rubber stripping around
it)
> and work around from one side all the way to the other, pulling in about
1"
> at a time with your bare hands. Once you get the inner lip in, you'll
have to
> push the glass in from the outside to fit it properly.
>
> Hmm, if it's that easy to put in, I wonder if it's that easy to take out!
>:]
> Nyarharharhar.
>
>
> ps, no skaters were harmed in the development of this story, nor do I
imply
> that they were the actual goons. I am just a little paranoid now, trying
to
> remember faces I saw go by.
>
> pps. da goon(s) might have been attracted by the big happy Rockford
Fosgate
> sticker under the rear wing of my car. I'm thinking of removing this
"Steal
> Me" logo so that no one has any idea what's inside anymore. This would
be
> cheaper than an alarm, but alas, not as effective.
>
>
> So that's my story, thank you.
> Chad Ptasinski
> 1985 8V Scirocco
> "http://www.cadvision.com/Home_Pages/accounts/chadwick/"
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