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WOT RANT



I really hate stupid people.  Or at least the ones that are dumber
than me... go ahead fire away.

So here I sit in the North Concourse of Seatac airport waiting to go
to sunny Saskatoon, and I thinks to meself that I would like to get
something to eat now as Customs loves to hang out with me and accuse
me of stealing jobs.  Ok fair enough, NAFTA says I can go up, but I
wholeheartedly agree with Customs.  We need a person in Canada and
then I don't have to fly sooo much.  I like it once I get there I just
despise the getting there part.

So I go to Burger King... I stand in line for 15 minutes and I get to
the register and the lady that JUST helped someone tells me that I
have to go to the end of the OTHER line because she doesn't have
change.  Ok humanitarian that I am, I offer a solution.  "I can pay
with a credit card."  No sir I can't take a credit card because I
don't have change.

You gotta be shittin' me I thinks.

So I go to the end of the other line despite the numerous offers to
let me from other appalled passengers.  I get up front and her friend
tells me in broken english that she is always like that I shouldn't
take it personally.

Well shit that makes it ok then.  How dare I get pissed off, shitty
customer service is ok as long as it's consistant.

So I order a couple croissantwich cause I am a fat fucker with NO EGG.
 Pretty simple.  Sausage and 1.6 slices of bacon, have it my fucking
way.

I wait another 10 minutes get my food and go sit.  Open it up and
guess what?  Egg and one of the two ordered pork byproducts.  So I go
back up and pretty much throw the thing on the counter.

This is wrong.  I would like to have a double croissantwich with no egg.

I am sorry sir, right away.  Another good 5 minutes.  She hands it to
me and I can see through the wrapper that something yellow is plaster
to the wax paper.  Egg.  I dispise eggs almost as much as Burger King
employees.

I threw it over the counter.  IT'S WRONG, TRY AGAIN.

What do you want then?!?  Double blah blah blah NO EGG.

So she repeats back.  Double Croissantwich with Egg and Bacon?  NO
BACON AND SAUSAGE NO EGG.

Double Croissantwich with Sausage and Egg?

I completely lost it at this point and started yelling.  FOR THE
HEARING IMPARED I WANT A FRIGGIN CROISANT WITH BACON AND SAUSAGE
NOTHING ELSE NO EGG.

Why do I have to damn near get arrested to get it my way?



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