FW: Bored?

[patrick.bureau at gmail.com (Patrick Bureau)]

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Patrick Bureau, 
05 Reflex Sport, 05 GS-500F

On 5/15/07, julie@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <julie@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
I was bored today and read a few forums...
What's going on in the car forums?
Bentley Forums- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How
can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle) forums- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen
yo.
Civic forums- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum- - - When's the last time yours ran?Lamborghini forum- - - Wind
noise around 210MPH
Miata forums- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car
(pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely
remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket.
Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap,
used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want
to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car
myself?
Saturn forums- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to
replace.
Jaguar forum- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me
in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with
my medical board?
Mini forum- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing
the movie company. (pics)>
Dodge Viper forum- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work
yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule
so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have
to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away.That's
$35 in gas.
Fiat forum- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart
parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the
side of mahtruck?
SRT Forums"Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forums- - - 13B Group buy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums- - -Transmission Group buy Full stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Vette Forums- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering
wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
VW Scirocco Forums - - - Warranty? What's that!