Bored? better copy

[sciroccos at earthlink.net (Jim R)]

Citroen forum:  Why are they laughing?
or: Ran out of cardboard for my garage floor.  Please help!

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>From: julie@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:julie@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
>Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 7:00 PM
>To: julie@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx; A Org, Scirocco
>Subject: Bored? better copy
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>>I was bored today and read a few forums...
>>What's going on in the car forums?
>Bentley Forums- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
>Camaro/Firebird Forums- - - My girl slept with my brother and my 
>wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
>Mustang (Chevelle) forums- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
>Monte Carlo forums- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't 
>stolen yo.
>Civic forums- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
>VW Bug forum- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
>Yugo Forum- - - When's the last time yours ran?
>Lamborghini forum- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
>Miata forums- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran 
>over my car (pics)
>Chevy Tahoe forum- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I 
>safely remove it? (pics)
>Pontiac Fiero forum- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
>BMW 7-series forum- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
>Cadillac forum- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
>Chevy Suburban Forum- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
>Buick Forum- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
>Delorean forum- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head 
>gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
>Crown Victoria forum- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
>Honda Accord forum- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some 
>cheap, used 18 inch rims.
>Toyota Echo forum- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
>Ferrari forums- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to 
>Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
>Porsche forums- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or 
>sell the car myself?
>Saturn forums- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and 
>need to replace.
>Jaguar forum- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
>Mercedes forum- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying 
>to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not 
>get in trouble with my medical board?
>Mini forum- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian 
>Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)>
>Dodge Viper forum- - - I frightened myself on the way home from 
>work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
>McLaren F1 forum- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
>Dodge Minivan forum- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer 
>schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
>Hummer forum- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. 
>Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 
>miles away.That's $35 in gas.
>Fiat forum- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
>Subaru WRX forum- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in 
>the Walmart parking lot.
>Chevy pickup forum- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice 
>stains off the side of mahtruck?
>SRT Forums"Will this void my warranty"RX7 Forums- - - 13B Group 
>buy full, stop PM'ing me.
>DSM Forums- - -Transmission Group buy Full stop PM'ing me
>Supra Forums- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
>Vette Forums- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier 
>steering wheel?
>Ford 2.3 forums- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't 
>start!VW Scirocco Forums - - - Warranty? What's that!
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