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Diagnose This: Episode 1



On 9:27:59 pm 05/20/06 Ron Pieper <rapieper@yahoo.com> wrote:
> --- C Boyko <roccit_53@scirocco.cs.uoguelph.ca> wrote:
> >  Down a cold beverage of your choice, I chose Sleeman's Cream Ale
> >  because it comes in clear bottles which are shorter than Corona,
> >  and there's no need for the messy lime. Rinse and repeat until you
> >  have four. Then at the top of your lungs, scream "You
> >  mother(%#@*ing ungrateful car, you owe me better than this". Then
> begin to sob.
> Cathy:
>
> You were cool up to the last sentence.
>
> Eric: DON'T SOB.  DO NOT CRY.  This is NOT manly.  Our enbreasted
> friends can sob, but you dude - be a man, just freaking kick
> something.
> But not Katie.
>
> Cheapass Ron
> ambidextrous kicker
>

Well, I'd done kicking to death, and it didn't work. And Ron? I'm still
cool. I have a MkI, after all. :)
For the record, sobbing is reserved for moments of deep desperation. I
seldom do it. Eric's not two years into the quest for non-assrunning as I
was (not yet he isn't). He'll sob if he gets that far without a solution.
No clue why I tested injector flow, I'd had two different distributors with
no change in the assrunning, maybe both were bad.

Eric? It's okay to cry, just don't let the cheapassed one see you, or he'll
kick your ass.
 
Cathy