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[rocco_phil at yahoo.com (Phil Boeye)]

Chris!  Dude, I totally laughed when I read all that! 
Man, have a great time.  And, wtf are you now?

-Phil





--- Mike Smith <smithma7@gmail.com> wrote:

> Originally from Chris Bennett.  Got bounced by the
> list.
> 
>
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> 
> Rum... Jager... An absolutely obscene bar tab...
> That "omigawd a cat
> crapped in my my mouth" feeling this morning, along
> with no concept of
> how much money we spent.
> 
> God I couldn't live here.
> 
> Scirocco Content:  The very cute bartender, whom I
> might add had a
> higher percentage of plastic parts--God Bless
> 'er--than a new VW...
> had absolutely NO IDEA what a Scirocco was, but
> however, was a self
> proclaimed VW lover, and was pretty sure she had
> seen a GTI once.
> Despite these negative aspects, she was very easy on
> the eyes, and had
> helped to save me from the crazy MILF.
> 
> Who the hell was the crazy MILF you ask?  Well for
> 45 she was
> stunning, but this lady was staying at the Hilton,
> even though she had
> a ranch outside of Las Vegas, propety near Portland,
> she was divorced,
> she's republican, she loved me, I reminded her of
> two of her best
> friends--one of whom was gay but she had outgrown
> him--ya know?  She
> loved Bono and U2, but had no idea what Sunday
> bloody Sunday was
> about, I had the distinct impression that she
> believed they had one
> maybe two albums, she believed I was patronizing her
> because I said "I
> know" once but she still loved me, she doesn't
> drink, she loves
> Fleetwood Mac, Van Halen, blah blah blah, but Bono
> is still her
> favorite...
> 
> It took longer for you to read this than for her to
> tell me in great
> detail and more.  She didn't come up for air--ever. 
> I am quite sure I
> suffered a stroke in this 45 seconds or so.  My eyes
> glazed pupils
> fixed and dilated.  Finally she stopped and was like
> borderline
> glaring at me--"You're not talking... say something"
> 
> So I said the only thing I could think of.
> 
> "U2 sucks."
> 
> The look was priceless.  And the bartender, God Love
> 'er, backed me up
> and said "yea they do, and you know Bono came out of
> the closet
> recently right?"
> 
> The crazy MILF got mad and left.  Of course I don't
> think U2 sucks, or
> that Bono is gay, and if he was so what he's a good
> mucisian.  The
> life story in 30 seconds was scary--it was like that
> movie with the
> speed dating--I just wanted to get my drink on, yo. 
> lol
> 
> chris
> 
> 
> 85 Scirocco 16v (conversion) Burgundy
> 87 Scirocco 16v Tornado Red
> 04 R32 Reflex Silver
> 
> --
> Mike
> '86 red 16v (der Jahrtausendfeierfalke)
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