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Is this you (with formatting)
Sometimes this list really worries me! 8-)
Looking forward to putting faces and cars with names/emails in Cincy.
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From: <julie@menloparkrandd.com>
To: "Org, Scirocco" <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
Sent: Friday, April 21, 2006 11:06 PM
Subject: Is this you (with formatting)
Your 4 year old gets a "time out" for slamming the door too hard.Your 15
year old gets a "serious talking to" when she slams the trunklid too
hard.You pull up to a 5.0 in your stock 8v and think "I SO got you off
theline".For a time, you seriously considered changing your name to Victor
Wilson...for obvious reasons.You know exactly what A3, MK3, B5, GTi and GLi
means...You try to use those abbreviations in everyday conversation as much
as possible.While camping, someone says "I hate bugs", and you feel
compelled to give them a lesson in the beauty of german engineering.While
looking at the price of a Ferarri, you think "hmmm, I could getFOUR vw's for
that much!"You think "v-tec" is one of those dirty four letter words.You
consider a VW Thing one of the most beautiful cars ever made. You have VW
parts in all four of your bedroom closets.You have a poster, photo, or
picture of a VW in each room of your house.You have a basement and garage
full of VW parts many of which you do not even know you have.You have so
many VWs that you cannot keep them all in one place.You start naming your
children and pets after the names of VW models.You start calling your VWs by
name.You spend a lot of time trying to figure out how to fit three of your
VWs in your two car garage.You think seriously about knocking down the rec
room wall in your house so you can park two more of your VWs inside the
house.You always buy whatever is in a vending machine under your chassis
number.You have enough spare parts to build an entire car.Your neighbors
can't figure out if you're running a junkyard or an auto shop from your
house.You are constantly trying to get your friends to join the
"family".Employees at the local junkyards know you by name.Employees at the
local auto parts store know you by name.Some VW part is currently the
"centerpiece" of your dining room table.
You have a complete dash in your office so you can imagineer how all the
parts will fit when you?re done.
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