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you might be a rieger rocco owner's friend if...



 - Every early June, your neighbors stop you in the street and say "Oh - that guy with that wild
green car is back again!  My kids like that thing...now what kind of car is that again?"

(Al stays at my house during Cincy).

Ron

--- Allyn <amalventano@sc.rr.com> wrote:
> - when you're first in line at the red light, beside various muscle cars, 
> they find the urge to rev their engine and act like idiots, peeling away 
> when the light turns green, as you just drive normally, further solidifying 
> their idiocy.
> 
> - you risk back trauma every time you mount your rear wheels.
> 
> - you have to drill holes in the bottom of your body panels, as you have 
> found them to be trapping rain water, acting like reverse pontoons.
> 
> - you pull up to the vw dealership and their lead salesman walks up to you 
> saying "wow!, what is this car!!!".
> 
> - with a simple attachment, you can mow dauns lawn in 4 minutes flat.
> 
> - after your tire order, tire rack calls you not once, but twice, verifying 
> that you do in fact want to put 275's on a vw scirocco.
> 
> - even weighing 123 lbs, your 'ass' is still bigger than josh ables.
> 
> - everyone assumes its rwd (well, everyone who doesnt know its a rocco / 
> vw). i know, i know, it IS a shame, but when im done with the twin, i plan 
> on fixing this minor issue.
> 
> - you have so much rubber on the road, you can achieve and sustain a 1.02g 
> radius turn (gtech pro in continuous gfrc mode, on pretty nice asphalt)... 
> on street tires (kuhmo - 235 / 275 - 3/4 tread remaining).
> 
> - little kids chase your car down more often than stray dogs.
> 
> 
> o well, im fresh out, feel free to add if you wish.
> enjoy
> Al
> 
> Allyn Malventano, ETC(SS), USN
> 87 Rieger Scirocco GTO 2.0 16v (daily driver, 200k, rocco #6)
> 86 Kamei Twin 16V Turbo Scirocco GTX (30% complete, rocco #7)
> 86.5 Occo 16v Trailer (rocco #8)
> 90 Passat GL 16V (the wifes new daily, 200k) 
> 
> 
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