[[OT Humor] You know you are a VW nut if...]

[scirocco81@vwmail.net (Eric S)]

Too damn funny.

As I sit here and pet my dogs, named Cabby and Roccit...

I need help.  Serious help.  :-)

--
Eric
Northglenn, CO

81 Scirocco S (*TDI* swap and complete restoration in holding pattern)
81 Rabbit Truck LX Diesel (Waiting for BAE Turbo Install)
83 Scirocco Wolfsburg
91 Cabriolet (2.0 Crossflow 8v swap and mechanical rebuild in progress)


--- Cathy Boyko <losinit@usa.net> wrote:
>"Marc Getty" <marc@getty.net> wrote:
>
>your 4 year old gets a "time out" for slamming the door too hard. 
>your 15 year old gets a "serious talking to" when she slams the trunk
>lid too hard. 
>you pull up to a 5.0 in your stock 8v and think "i SO got you off the
>line". 
>for a time, you seriously considered changing your name to Victor
>Wilson...for obvious reasons. 
>you know exactly what A3, MK3, B5, GTi and GLi means... 
>you try to use those abbreviations in everyday conversation as much as
>possible. 
>while camping, someone says "i hate bugs", and you feel compelled to
>give them a lesson in the beauty of german engineering. 
>while looking at the price of a Ferarri, you think "hmmm, i could get
>FOUR vw's for that much!" 
>you think "v-tec" is one of those dirty four letter words. 
>you consider a VW Thing one of the most beautiful cars ever made. you
>have VW parts in all four of your bedroom closets 
>you have a poster, photo, or picture of a VW in each room of your
>house 
>you have a basement and garage full of VW parts many of which you do
>not even know you have 
>you have so many VWs that you cannot keep them all in one place 
>you start naming your children and pets after the names of VW models 
>you start calling your VWs by name 
>you spend a lot of time trying to figure out how to fit three of your
>VWs in your two car garage 
>you think seriously about knocking down the rec room wall in your
>house so you can park two more of your VWs inside the house You always
>buy whatever is in a vending machine under your chassis number.
>
>
>
>-Marc
>
>Thanks, I needed a good laugh! 
>Great list, far too many true for this household. 
>But you missed  "Some VW part is currently the "centrepiece" of your dining
>room table"
>Cathy
>
>
>_______________________________________________
>Scirocco-l mailing list
>Scirocco-l@scirocco.org
>http://neubayern.net/mailman/listinfo/scirocco-l