OT : DUMB LAWS

[jtoomasson@yahoo.com (Jeff Toomasson)]

LOL - too bad the only whale that maybe visible from anywhere in Tennessee
would be at the local zoo...

And they'd probably think it's just a big fish.....
----- Original Message -----
From: "Elijah R" <nicadimus@hotmail.com>
To: <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 11:23 AM
Subject: Re: OT : DUMB LAWS


> It has always been my bigest dream to shoot a whale from a moving vehicle,
> Now I know its legal in Tennessee.
> "Load that ther shotgun n les git in truk, is Whale seson bubba!"
>
> Elijah
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> >From: Andrew Wong <mkii_84@yahoo.com>
> >To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
> >Subject: Re: OT : DUMB LAWS
> >Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 12:16:10 -0800 (PST)
> >
> >Heres Floridas dumb laws, dumb just like the state is
> >Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair
> >dryer, as can the salon owner.
> >A special law prohibits unmarried women from
> >parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine,
> >and/or jailing.
> >If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the
> >parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a
> >vehicle.
> >It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired
> >in a swimsuit.
> >Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless
> >gown.
> >Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
> >
> >It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
> >When having sex, only the missionary position is
> >legal.
> >You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on
> >Thursdays.
> >It is considered an offense to shower naked.
> >You are not allowed to break more than three dishes
> >per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups
> >and/or saucers.
> >Oral sex is illegal.
> >You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
> >Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
> >One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another
> >person.
> >
> >Heres Tampa
> >Tampa
> >
> >Women may not expose their breasts while performing
> >"topless dancing".
> >Get the full text of this law.
> >Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a
> >patron.
> >Get the full text of this law.
> >
> >--- "Adrian C." <aculda@cogeco.ca> wrote:
> > > OMG guys ..
> > > i thought im gonna die laughin so hard ...
> > > i never knew that the US had that many stupid laws
> > > !!!
> > > i mean it ..
> > > here's the site .. hope u guys have a good laugh too
> > > ...
> > > www.dumblaws.com
> > > anyway .
> > > the funniest one so far is for OHIO
> > > "It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting
> > > license! "
> > > watch out daun ..
> > > LOL
> > > L8R All
> > >
> > >
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> >-Andrew Wong
> >1984 Black Scirocco
> >1987 White Quantum wagon
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