OT : DUMB LAWS

[nicadimus@hotmail.com (Elijah R)]

It has always been my bigest dream to shoot a whale from a moving vehicle, 
Now I know its legal in Tennessee.
"Load that ther shotgun n les git in truk, is Whale seson bubba!"

Elijah






>From: Andrew Wong <mkii_84@yahoo.com>
>To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
>Subject: Re: OT : DUMB LAWS
>Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 12:16:10 -0800 (PST)
>
>Heres Floridas dumb laws, dumb just like the state is
>Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair
>dryer, as can the salon owner.
>A special law prohibits unmarried women from
>parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine,
>and/or jailing.
>If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the
>parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a
>vehicle.
>It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired
>in a swimsuit.
>Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless
>gown.
>Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
>
>It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
>When having sex, only the missionary position is
>legal.
>You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on
>Thursdays.
>It is considered an offense to shower naked.
>You are not allowed to break more than three dishes
>per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups
>and/or saucers.
>Oral sex is illegal.
>You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
>Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
>One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another
>person.
>
>Heres Tampa
>Tampa
>
>Women may not expose their breasts while performing
>"topless dancing".
>Get the full text of this law.
>Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a
>patron.
>Get the full text of this law.
>
>--- "Adrian C." <aculda@cogeco.ca> wrote:
> > OMG guys ..
> > i thought im gonna die laughin so hard ...
> > i never knew that the US had that many stupid laws
> > !!!
> > i mean it ..
> > here's the site .. hope u guys have a good laugh too
> > ...
> > www.dumblaws.com
> > anyway .
> > the funniest one so far is for OHIO
> > "It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting
> > license! "
> > watch out daun ..
> > LOL
> > L8R All
> >
> >
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>-Andrew Wong
>1984 Black Scirocco
>1987 White Quantum wagon
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