You know you have too much horsepower when-

[amalventano@sc.rr.com (Allyn)]

im posting this in the garage...
Al

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Cathy Boyko" <losinit@usa.net>
To: <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
Sent: Thursday, December 12, 2002 7:37 PM
Subject: OT: You know you have too much horsepower when-


Snips form "Performance in Motion" Jan 2003:

You know you have too much horsepower when: 

-Your mirrors bend back while you are accelerating
-After a full throtle blast you just throw away your Jockey shorts
-Your mechanic names a bay after you
-Brock Yates won't let you participate in the Cannonball Run
-Paul Tracy and Jacques Villeneuve wave you by
-Under full throttle you start to look like Chuck Yeager breaking the sound
barrier
-You had a $2000 stereo removed because the weight savings was worth a tenth
-You have to prepare your driveway with VHT trackbite so you can get up the
slope in the morning
-Your drive clean inspector starts to laugh when you pull up to his equipment
-You are spending more on tires than food
-Your wife or girlfriend is afraid to drive your car
-YOU are afraid to drive your car


Thought they were cute, and that one or two may apply to one or two of you...


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