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Things to read on the Type R Crapper (VW content here, trust me)



Poor Richards How to keep your Rabbit alive, versions 1&2 make even 
better potty room reading than Bentley.
Much more entertaining!!

Case in point:

    "In ancient England, there lived a lazy, languid lad, a trainee 
insurgentunder the ferocious leader King Bosch.  His name was Ian Ject. 
 Young Ian was so lazy and uninspired that he was unable to stand 
upright  on teh parade bog; let much, I might add, to the annoyance of 
his leader.
    King Bosch was always shouting at him "Fool, stand up!  Fool, 
Atten....shun!  Fool, Ian Ject...Shun!!  The name stuck.
    One day during an encounter with another hostile band of Britians, 
the Strolling Rones, I think they were called, young Fool decided to 
hot-rod his steed by forcing food down it's throat.  He became the hero 
of the battle of the bands.  Soon there was a whole platoon of 
food-injected horses.
    Of course, history credits King Bosch for the Bosch Fuel Injection 
System, but know you know the real truth."

Case in point 2:

As seen in the index:

"Rabbit Fever: See Tularemia"
"Tularemia: See Rabbit Fever"


They are also hella good reference manuals.