[humor] Next time you get pulled

["Jon Palm" <scirokn@hotmail.com>]

MORE THAN SPEEDING?

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
owner's registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in
there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his sergeant. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the sergeant approached the driver to
handle the tense situation:

Sergeant: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Sergeant: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

The driver owned the car.

Sergeant: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's
a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Sergeant: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Sergeant: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying  s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too

Jon Palm
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