Re: NASCAR channel.... Geze Meze

["RoccoPhil" <roccophil@mindspring.com>]

You forgot something in your vision.  His 90 lb. wife sucking down her 2nd
carton of cigs at 11:00am, standing right beside him, dressed in her
baseball cap, black concert shirt, and jeans.

Not that we're gettin' judgmental here or anything, right?

-Phil




> Geze Meze,
>
> How many more hours of Southern Accents can we watch?  The only reason Fox
> picked up NASCAR was because of the advertising brouhaha.  They almost
shit
> in their pants when Earnhardt died.  Since then, their ratings have
steadily
> climbed, but I have a vision of what NASCAR Network would be like, because
> here in Pittsburgh we have a Fox owned local sports Channel that shows
most
> of our Penguins games and some of the Pirates, and a nightly local sports
> wrap up.  But any other Time of day is pure Nascar....You can't get away
from
> it.  How about hours of Stupid Practice, Endless discussions of Happy
Hour,
> The announcers having to scream over the ambient noise of the cars (Does
FOX
> have to put dish mics in the pits?)  And by the way, screaming does not
make
> the Southern accent more charming, it can kill household pets at 50 yards.
> You talk about a soap opera,"NASCAR today "is like two hours long, the
> interviewers have no talent, and the drivers REALLY have no personality,
not
> one shred.  They also show qualifying, drivers going to the john, special
> segments on the finer points of Lynyrd Skynrd,etc.,etc.  I have seen the
> future, and it is a 400 lb fan on top of an RV with no shirt, but a pair
of
> suspenders wearing a cowboy hat with his favorite drivers corporate logo
on
> it, With A tattoo that has a "3" 1951-2001 on it.  They already have all
this
> stuff in production, don't you think they want a National Cable network to
> show it on?
>
> Patrick M. Boyle Jr.
> '87 Scirocco 16v
> '87 Cabriolet
> '84 Rabbit GTI
>
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