Car-0-scope results...funny!

[Night Shadow <soltwede@privateI.com>]

Man this stuff is hilarious!  check out my results (at least there was
another VW on my suggestion list!)

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Comparing You to Other Volkswagen Scirocco Owners

                Boy oh boy, Eric, you picked a vehicle that just isn't
		quite right for you, although you're
		reasonably compatible in
                terms of your educational level, your tolerance for taking
                risks, and your grasp of reality.

                When compared to other people who drive a Volkswagen
                Scirocco, you're a bit too young to be driving this
vehicle,
                you care a bit too much about your car compared to other
                Volkswagen Scirocco owners, you make way too much money
                to be driving a Volkswagen Scirocco, you're, well--to be
                generous--a bit too frugal, and you are a little too much
of
                a snob

                For your further edification, here's a little further
                elucidation on these personality characteristics.

                My dear, it appears that other Volkswagen Scirocco owners
                just don't care as much about their cars as you do. You're
                going to have to lighten up on this if you insist on
driving a
                Volkswagen Scirocco. But, since this is probably a basic
                character flaw and therefore unchangeable, you probably
                will have to buy a new car to get your carma in balance.

                OK, there's frugal--and then there's cheap. And you're
cheap.

                Your motto is probably something like, "Waste not, want
                not." Heck, if it was good enough for Benjamin Franklin,
why
                not you?

                Pay no attention to what others are saying behind your
back.
                Who cares?

                Gee, this is interesting. Car-O-Scope has determined that
                you are a person who is quite concerned with status. And
yet,
                you're driving a Volkswagen Scirocco. Other Volkswagen
                Scirocco drivers just aren't as much of a snob as you are.
                We're going to have to do something about this, now aren't
                we?

                Car-O-Scope Makes Suggestions for More
                Compatible Vehicles

                Have no fear, Car-O-Scope is here to save you from a life
of
                misery, depression and hemorrhoidal flare-ups. Through a
                secret and proprietary process (patent pending) the
official
                car-o-scope has determined that your psychographic and
                demographic profile is far more compatible with the
                following vehicles: some of these suggestions might
surprise
                you. But try to keep an open mind. It's quite possible
		that the
                car-o-scope has discovered some hidden and/or repressed
                aspects of your personality. 

                     1.
                        Peugeot 505
                     2.
                        Volkswagen Corrado
                     3.
                        Mitsubishi Eclipse
                     4.
                        Ford Probe
                     5.
                        Ford Mustang


A PROBE? ACK! God NO!


Eric

80 Scirocco (GF's Daily Driver)
81 Scirocco S (2.0 16v swap and complete restoration in progress)
91 Cabriolet (2.0 8v swap and mechanical rebuild in progress)
97 Golf Trek (Parts car)
00 Golf GL TDI (My Daily Driver)



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