NON ROC 12 tinigs you dont say to a cop

[jonas miller <sjmill@erols.com>]

Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop

l. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

5. Are you Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
be a
police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning
too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us
does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other
cars
around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Son, Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?"
You probably shouldn't respond with, "Officer, your eyes looked
glazed, have
you been eating donuts?

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