Fwd: Re: VW/Chick conversion chart, was What VW would youconsider a "Chick Magnet"?

[Michael Barry <mbarry@pookastew.com>]

I don't know about chicks, but in high school my friend was driving his
fastback (when VW's looked like Subarus), and a doberman pincher ran out
into the street, slammed into the side of the car (denting the whole side),
fell to the ground, then got up, shook his head and ran off, leaving my
friend's car bashed in down the whole side.

So add "Fastback = Doberman Pincher" to the list

He also still owns a 914, and only meets weirdo Caltech women, so add

"914 = the occasional math/physics chick-with-issues"

HTH

Mike

>From: SAILRV5557@aol.com
>Date: Tue, 12 Oct 1999 02:53:58 EDT
>Subject: Re: VW/Chick conversion chart, was What VW would you consider a
>	"Chick Magnet"?
>To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
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>This is my own little theory on the matter. Woman, the kind of Volkswagen
>they like, and what it means. Know this, and you too can get a date with a
>real live chick.
>Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. It's not possible to get
>a hundred percent probability, therefore there is no guarantee of any kind
>that the relationship will work out between these two people (but you might
>get some action). The creator(s) of this program are in no way liable of any
>actions which might be taken by users of this program. Please note that this
>chart has no serious intention whatsoever.
>
>
>
>    VW           =         Chick
>old VW Beetle   =  raver chick
>new VW Beetle  =  trendy chick
>Jetta = snobby chick (i.e. they don't care if it's a BMW, Lexus,
>Mercedes...as long as it's expensive)
>Passat = the career oriented chick
>Rabbit = traditional chicks
>Cabriolet =  "        "
>Fox  =    feminist, riot grrrrls
>Scirocco  =    psycho, weird arty chicks/girls that like are into cars
>Corrado   =  sporty chicks
>Dasher    =   down to earth, reliable chicks
>VW Bus  =  hippie chicks
>Thing =   badass, hard-core chicks
>Karmann-Ghia  =   rockabilly chicks
>Golf  =  girly chicks
>GTI   =  chicks that believe they're gangstas              -TM, copyright
>1999-
>
>
> ~Adrienne
>84 Scirocco 8v
>
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