Re: mormon dui?

[T Berk <tberk@mindspring.com>]

I guess the Army doesn't mind so much as the AF because falling over is
easier the closer you are to the ground. :)

I haven't been in the forces myself but did used to run all over Moffet
Field AFB all the time. Once we got clearance and every thing we used to
Hollywood roll right past the guard station. Only once or twice would
they look to see what we were doing or who we were.

Now adays I'd think they'd be more tuned up for anti terrorist mode and
I'd be stopped each time.

They way we tooled around in this extended van though, you woulda
thought we were drunk.

Pshaw, I get pulled over for being in the wrong (part of) town.

TBerk
survived my early adulthood.


frank furter wrote:
> 
> Yah - the Air Force is the worst though - they are HARDCORE about
> drunk drivers.  My brother was in the AF, and every time we went on
> base after dark they made you roll down the windows to see if they
> could catch a whiff of beer.
> 
> On the other hand, I was in the Army, and they couldn't have given a
> rats ass if you were drunk as long as you kept it between the white
> lines & didn't kill anyone.
> 
> Mark
> 
> -->Spc Mages
> 
> ---Mark Madison <markie@proaxis.com> wrote:
> >
> > Man, I spent four years in the Marine Corps..  I know your pain.
> > the people working the gate are bored.  plain and simple
> > especially late at night.  they would love to have something
> > to do. so what do they do?  the harrass the shit out of anyone
> > that appears to have had a good time that night.  and even
> > those that don't.
> > i know the airforce is a bit different, but the people in the
> > marines that are usually working the gate aren't even MPs
> > which makes for a big time hassle, they are the shitbirds
> > that companies send up for the base quotas.  people they
> > didn't want working for them, so they sent them away to
> > be mps and gate guards and other crap.
> > sooooo in a nutshell.. not only are they bored. they're
> > pissed too.. nothing worse than a 19 year old with
> > a badge and a gun.
> > believe me, I know your pain.
> >
> > mark m
> > sgt madison >=)  hahah
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: <yankeefan@baseballmail.com>
> > To: <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
> > Sent: Monday, March 08, 1999 11:27 PM
> > Subject: mormon dui?
> >
> >
> > >I just got stopped at the gate of Nellis AFB for DUI. I guess they
> thought
> > i was weaving because i was drunk. In all seriousness, i did let go
> of the
> > wheel to grab my ID card, and since my car is in desperate need of an
> > alignment, it pulled to the left.
> > >My defense...Im Mormon...I DONT DRINK!!! ;-) (really)
> > >After an abbreviated field sobriety test, i was released to drive
> home. And
> > to think, I never thought I would have to bother with that crap...O
> well, if
> > youve ever delt with military cops, you know that they are just
> dying to
> > bust your chops!! Until next time....
> > >
> > >-Tony
> > >84 8v
> > >93 grand caravan (Mormon assault vehicle)
> > >
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> Mark
> 
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> 84 Scirocco 8v


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