Fw: Jokes4U Humor Ezine Sunday March 7, 1999

["Paul Dorion" <pjdorion@smartnet.ca>]

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> New Car
>=--=
> A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York
to
>California.
>
> Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station
and
>fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to
>the high octane pump.
>
> "What can I do for ya'll?" asks the attendant. "Fill `er up with high
test,"
>replies the driver.
> While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and
down.
>
> "What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before."
>
> "Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my
boy
>is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille."
>
> "What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant.
>
> "Well," says the driver, "it has everything.  It's loaded with power
steering,
>power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD
>player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and
>pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital
instrument
>package, and best of all, a 8.8
>liter V12 engine."
>
> "Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!"
>
> "How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver.
>
> "That'll be $30.17," says the attendant.
>
> The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes
>into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the
>change are a few golf tees.
>
> "What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant.
>
> "That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver.
>
> "Wow," says the attendant, "those Cadillac people think of
>everything!"
>
>


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