Humor: Newest Vanagon Performance Mod...

["Antaki" <wrack@home.com>]

You all may be interested in adapting a Vanagon performance mod for your
Sciroccos. It sounds pretty fast to me.

Ron Antaki
'88 Mk2 (only 16V)

-----Original Message-----
From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com] On Behalf
Of S2
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 1999 4:37 PM
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject: Newest Vanagon Performance Mod...


TODAY ONLY!

The ultimate performance mod is here.

I have exclusive access to the dozens of Lockheed P2V Neptune antisubmarine
warfare aircraft in mothballs in a certain dry place in the west.

The engines are preserved in perfect (sorta) condition.

Choose either a J-54 jet or a R-3350 radial recip as each plane has two of
each.  For a real boost you can use the Gyrowerks mod in addition to the
Maxithruster mod to enable vertical takeof and landing with an optimum
cruising speed of 185 mph and a top speed of 245 mph.

The standard Audi conversion kit, lots of money, and a "few" other sundry
items is all you need to add a really neet engine that will spew a flame 80
feet as you accelerate away from those snotty Porsche 935 pilots.  Thats
with the J-54.  With the R-3350 mod you will have over 2500 horseposer to
the rear wheels.  Viper?  NO PROBLEM!

Send your van and a certified check for $175,000.00 via UPS to:
IMOUTAHERE inc.
4141 April Lane
Under Groove Heights, MN nozip


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