Re: He he he.

["Lindsay Campbell" <lcampbell@zetnet.co.uk>]

Good on you mate

nice to here of a Rocco whipping ass

love to do it myself


Lindsay (scooby) Campbell
lcampbell@zetnet.co.uk
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/scooby/
92' Scala 1.8i
icq - 10529859

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Helms <tudor@tvo.org>
To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
Date: 06 December 1998 23:46
Subject: He he he.


>Tee hee, what a fun night I had.
>
>There's a Mazda MX-3 that lives near me ... the owner has "decorated"
>it with what is possibly the most amusing sticker scheme I have yet
>to see.  The car is painted silver, with silver tape applied to every
>reflective surface.  The tape is "cut out" per se, with a different
>pattern on each light.  The taillights have alternating vertical and
>horizontal stripes ... side markers have the words "Raver" and
>"Massive" on each of them.  Headlights are little squares.  And
>there's a big radiation symbol on each side pillar.  The rims must be
>at least 17 inches, with the skinniest tires I have ever seen.  Stock
>disk brakes about the size of a saucer dish.  V6 emblems all over it.
> Tinted windows, and a wing on the back that must have come off a
>Boeing aircraft.  A dictionary definition of "rice" if I ever saw
>one, and I promise to take a picture if I remember to bring my camera
>next time.
>
>Anyways, he must hate my Scirocco ... all that virgin bodywork just
>waiting for decals.  He sneered at me at a light in town, and I gave
>him my best "fuck off and die" look.  He revved his engine, I think.
>I tapped the throttle on my car - which, if you hit a spot just above
>2500 RPM's, has quite a loud resonance. (must be the header or
>something ...)  He danced the throttle on his car all over the place,
>whiel I patiently waited for my chance to spank him good.
>
>When the light turned green, I did one of the best "runs" I have ever
>done.  I was impressed; it had just stopped raining, and I knew there
>was a good chance my wheels would spin.  No chance - I nailed the
>throttle just so, and slung it through the gears perfectly.  The
>Mazda (weighed down with seven hundred pounds of crap) never managed
>to get ahead.  At the next set of lights, I gloated and glared at
>him, wondering if he would have the gaull.  His turn signals (if
>that's what he calls them) went on, and I took that to mean he had
>given up.  Raver went home.  Chalk up one more victory for the
>Scirocco.
>
>Cheers,
>-- Michael Helms
>
>'81 Scirocco - the fixer-upper
>'86 Scirocco - the Mazda-eating daily driver
>
>Web Site:  http://www.continuum.org/helms
>
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>can better serve your country by living somewhere else."  - Dr.
>Stompin' Tom Connors
>
>
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