Re: Honda Jump Start

["Ryan Schuermann" <rts@phoenix.net>]

STOP!!!!

Stop everything! Drop what your doing! You must immeditely purge
your car of these life threatening impurities. If not treated soon, 
your car will drop 3", start scraping the ground, grow a 10" exhuast
tip, and develope 'stiripanoma' (2 horizontal stripes runing from
front bumper to rear)...with misc Oriental symbols appearing
randomly..oh and you'll also develop a really bad set of rims with a 
-50% camber. 
To purge your system of this horrible disease you must take your
car out immediately and burn off these impurities, as we all know 
Acura enzymes can't handle the rigorous stress and performance of 
a true VW car. I recommend a daily dose of 2 blow bys with a large 
smile directly affecting Hondas..maybe even throw in a Ford
for extra protection. Do this for a week and your VW will be ok....oh 
and while your at it..3 Hail Marys =]

Ryan

> Every week I haul my bike to work in my 1980 Scirocco 'S', because I don't
> own a bike rack, and my 88 16v is too nice to throw a bike into.  This really
> has little relevance to this story what-so-ever.  Anyway, the 80 'S' had a dead
> battery when I went to leave work, and being in a rush to join my biking 
> buddies, I asked one of my ACURA driving co-workers for a boost.  Well, the
> car started, but now I've got these Honda/Acura electrons floating around in 
> my electrical system, and I'd like to flush them out.  What should I do?
> How is this affecting my performance?  Should I seek therapy? :-)
> 
> Thanks.
> 
> ==Brett
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