You might be a racer if...

[Chris Taylor <chtaylo4@vt.edu>]

Sorry for the forward, but I don't think you could call this "off topic"

;-)

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You might be a racer if......

1.  You've paid $4.00 a gallon for gas without complaining.
2.  You've been known to yell "It means check your mirrors retard!" at your
television.(or another driver)
3.  You think the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is "Racers, start
your engines!"
4.  You plan your wedding around the race schedule.
5.  Your're registered for wedding gifts at Pegasus and Racer Wholesale.
6.  You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One".
7.  You know the quarter mile times for your riding mower.
8.  You've embarrassed your spouse at least once by insisting on wearing
your full face helmet while driving.
9.  You know the "racing line" for every turn on your daily commute,
including all your alternate routes, and practice hitting them everyday.
10.  No tire dealer in town will honor their tread wear warranty on any car
that you've been seen near.
11.  You regularly live-test your rev-limiter on that straight that's a
little too long for second but not worth going into third on.
12.  Even if you don't have ABS, you never lock your brakes unless you
"really wanted to do that".
13.  You've started looking for sponsors for your daily commute, as well as
your weekend hobby.

Chris Taylor
'87 Scirocco G60-to-be

      Virginia Polytechnic Institute 
          and State University
         College of Engineering
chtaylo4@vt.edu ::::: chtaylo4@aol.com

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