Re: New problem.

[Paul Hanley <duckie@bellatlantic.net>]

>Well, you know her better than most of us, so it is hard to say.  Things
>I'd consider include tying her up sticking her in the closet, she'd soon
>forget about the car.  Change the locks.  Bring home another woman.  Wear
>her clothes and makeup in public.  Tell her you're getting a sexchange.
>Agree to buy her something with _her_ money.  Start wearing a beard and wig
>in public, with dark glasses, and feverishly change the channel when
>America's Most Wanted comes on.  She'll soon forget the car even
>exists......
>
>I.Mannix(no, I don't have a girlfriend, why do you ask?)
>
Please ignore him, he is the odd one on the list. We try to hide him under
the sink or in the basement most of the time.

Paul

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