Funny stuff

[Senomar@aol.com]

This is really funny:

>>> > 
>>> >                        Driving Licenses Galore
>>> > 
>>> >                  ----------------------------------
>>> > 
>>> > The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given
>>> > by the California Department of Transportation's driving school
>>> > 
>>> >    * Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
>>> >      A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
>>> >    * Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
>>> >      stop at the same time?
>>> >      A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
>>> >      saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
>>> >    * Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing
>>> >      your car?
>>> >      A: Always wear a condom.
>>> >    * Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
>>> >      A: Your car.
>>> >    * Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
>>> >      A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys.
>>> >    * Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
>>> >      driving?
>>> >      A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
>>> >    * Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
>>> >      longer drive lawfully?
>>> >      A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
>>> >    * Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
>>> >      passed?
>>> >      A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
>>> >    * Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light
>>> >      and a flashing yellow traffic light?
>>> >      A: The color.
>>> >    * Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
>>> >      A: Heavy psychedelics.
>>> >    * Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
>>> >      A: Carry loaded weapons.
>>> >    * Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
>>> >      A: It would be tough to be a dickhead all day long.

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