Caption This Picture!

This picture just screams.....something. I figured it'd be best if the public at large got their crack at captioning it.

YOU KNOW WE LUV YA JASON!!!

So, send your best caption to jarrett47@yahoo.com

Why Jason, have you been working out?

Are those Bugle Boy Jeans you're wearing?

I've heard of _loving_ your car before, but this is ridiculous, eh?

Quick, why is the man on the right smiling:
-"I can't believe where your stuck, man."
-"You want me to help you do WHAT!?"
-He's thinking about closing the hood so Jason can have some privacy.

Is this a private moment, or should we be disturbed?