OT:Political. Please ignore

[julie at menloparkrandd.com (julie@menloparkrandd.com)]

Hey, its slow today sooo.....

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.