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OT: Unsubscribing to a group...



So, I recently joined a weed group for Pink Floyd.  No, no, no, not THAT!
Weeding is a way that tapes/cds (now cds, since no one uses tapes anymore)
can be traded.

Anyway, this was part of the welcome email I received and I thought it was
funny enough to share:

HOW DO I UNSUBSCRIBE?

There are three ways you can unsubscribe.
Two of them are silent...

1.	Click here ==>
mailto:[edit]@yahoogroups.com
<http://us.f310.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=harvested-weeds-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com&YY=44466&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b>
You will receive an email asking for confirmation.

2.	Go to:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/harvested-weeds/join>[edit]
<http://us.f310.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=harvested-weeds-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com&YY=44466&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/harvested-weeds/join>/join
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/harvested-weeds/join>
and select the LEAVE GROUP button. (You must be a
registered yahoogroups user for this option to work.)
That's it.  No more e-mails.

3.	You may simply purchase a Group-B-Gone 40mm
Intergalactic Ballistic Subscription Cancellation System.
The unit can be obtained from most hardware stores and
dental clinics. Be sure to obtain the proper permits to
operate the unit from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission and
the Food and Drug Administration in Washington D.C. USA. Be
sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each component in
its accompanying mesh safety bag. Mount the Pershing DF4
mesinator on top of the perforated Gerring Mach 77
refibulator and attach them using the eight-millimeter
torque fork. Be sure that the refibulator is mounted at a 66
degree angle and properly dispersed so that it is flush with
the curved section of the Pyrex thistle tube. Place the four
sections of the triangular separation gear into the posture
cylinder and lock them into place using the band aid
adhesive strip. Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling
hole, making sure that it seated correctly. Place the D cell
battery and the eleven 9 volt batteries in the power
chamber. The device should be calibrated before operation
using the optional digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to
operation. Insert the digital corkscrew through the
electronic combustion service chamber using caution not to
touch the reinforced tungsten igniter control module and
quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees. Turn the
Group-B-Gone 40mm Intergalactic Ballistic Subscription
Cancellation System upside down and hit the bottom plate
with a 48-ounce ball-peen hammer while shaking the unit
vigorously. Force open the door to the incineration valve
compartment and set the pressure gauge to 719 psi. Close the
door and seal it shut with duct tape. The unit should now be
properly calibrated and ready to use. Before activating the
Group-B-Gone 40mm Intergalactic Ballistic Subscription
Cancellation System, you must first elevate it to a height
of 229 feet above sea level to insure that the unit receives
the proper oxygen level and barometric pressure. Point the
aerial to 17 degrees north by northeast to within the
parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and apply
pressure to the wing shaft on the southern most section of
the modular accelerator. Using the special ratchet adapter
supplied with the unit, rotate the heater core to the "on"
position. The "on" position has been secured when the green
light begins to flash,  signifying that the red light is
about to go off. Once the red light is off, flip the toggle
switch labeled "DO NOT TOUCH" to the "OH SHIT" position and
count to 47 before logging on to the system. Logon using
your username and password and wait for the prompt. Once
prompted you must check the box with the appropriate action
you wish to take and then press the pressure release button
and turn off the compressor while turning the hand crank at
231 meters per minute. Next, press control, alt, delete,
caps lock, shift, number lock, escape and tab
simultaneously. Press enter. You will have one second to
complete the procedure. If you fail to respond in the time
limit allowed, simply purchase a new Group-B-Gone 40mm
Intergalactic Ballistic Subscription Cancellation System and
start from the beginning. Please remember that this is the
only way you can unsubscribe from this group, except for the
other two. I have made every attempt to simplify this
procedure for your convenience. Failure to comply with this
procedure will result in immediate termination of your
subscription, so please follow the above directions
carefully. OK?

Regrads,
moderator



--
Mike
'86 red 16v (der Jahrtausendfeierfalke)