OT: World's shortest Fairy Tale

[juliemac57 at hotmail.com (Julie Macfarlane)]

>Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>The girl said,"NO!"
>And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and 
>played
>golf and Painkeep* alot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and
>farted whenever he wanted.
>
>THE END

She on the other hand, stopped at the store before going home to a house 
with out dirty socks next to the couch, more than one day old pizza and 
piels beer in the fridge.
Opened the bag, loaded the batteries in to her friend and bzzzzt.

Need I say more guys? You can be replaced....